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September 24, 2004
Spammers Try Ad-lib Messages
Do you remember the Ad-lib stories from when we were kids? You had a short story but had to fill in verbs, nouns, etc to create the story. Very often the story didn't make any sense but was rather humorous.
Well I think the folks that send out SPAM are trying similar tactics. They will often put random sentences in the text of the SPAM. The goal is to make the message seem valid due to “normal” sentences and bypass any SPAM filters. Here is a sample of a recent spam. I found several to be funny. You be the judge:
You ski uphill. A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty. I think I'm going to throw-up. “Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?” Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing up. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. A German accent will do. I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me. “What is it that you people do at this company?” I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement. You can jump-start your car without cables.
“Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?” “Why aren't you in a more interesting business?” Heut will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
But only to the waist of the man lying beside her. One of a pair of identical twins is evil. You can jump-start your car without cables. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.You channel surf faster without a remote. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewers office. “What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?” You channel surf faster without a remote.
A man will show no pain while taking the most horrific beating. My legs are really hairy. “Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?” It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. People get dizzy just watching you.
Posted by pykeman at September 24, 2004 09:38 AM
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